Ageless supermodel Cindy Crawford would never say she "couldn't spare a square." She would always let you borrow a tampon, and she'd discreetly tell you if you had toilet paper on your shoe. If you were drunk-sobbing in a stall because your ex didn't respond to your booty call, Cindy Crawford would gently cradle your head and tell you how hot you are and how much better than him you can do.
How do I know? Well, I don't really, but I could guess based on a recent sighting of the star in Miami. According to Page Six, Crawford was sitting with her hubby Rande Gerber at the chichi Miami Surf Club when an unknown woman came up to her, whispered in her ear, and proceeded to turn around so Crawford could unzip her jumpsuit. Crawford gave her a knowing smile and the woman walked off to the restroom.
So there you have it folks, Cindy Crawford: a true feminist icon.
[Photo via @cindycrawford]