10:15 am
Time to head into the office. Shosh and I grab a ~healthy~ iced coffee at this place across the street from PASS before hopping in an Uptown-bound Uber. My lips feel hot and swollen but they look pretty damn good. No bruising yet.
10:45 am
I bushwhack my way through the throngs of slow tourists in an attempt to make it into my office building. DO NOT TOUCH ME! I AM FRAGILE! People are looking at my face; I keep checking in my front-facing camera to make sure I don’t look like a Real Housewife/platypus hybrid, but nope, still looking fab (no signs of bruising).