For Online (and Real Life) Stocking Your Ex

So, Bret did dump you, and you need a perfume that says I am so over you, (with its black enamel exterior and golden snakes), but really wants to say kiss me (its name translates, obviously, to "would you like sleep with me"). Besides this perfume, Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi by Kilian, is considered "indie" just like Bret's taste in girls (ugh those hot baristas in Williamsburg). While you're clicking through the profiles of every girl who liked his last post and mentally willing him to call you, calm yourself by deeply inhaling this perfume which claims to have a "unique milky sensuality."

[Photo via @vvikksson444]

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