For Tripping Molly at a Music Festival
You will never be as cool as the girl Bret left you for (she works at Beacon's Closet and doesn't believe in jeans) so, you might as well just admit that you're basic. You bought a ticket to Coachella, high-waisted shorts from Urban Outfitters, and a flower crown off Etsy. You need a perfume to go with your sheeple vibe, so, you should probably just put on Victoria’s Secret Forever Sexy Eau de Parfum, which has already been voted the most popular women's fragrance. Congratulations on succumbing to mediocrity!
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