For Being the Only Single Person at A Dinner Party
Most of your friends are still "couple friends" left over from before Bret left you for that God-awful, pseudo-cool girl. So, you're stuck alone at this dinner party, sitting at the fucking corner because it's the only way to keep the table "symmetrical." You are not above trying to seduce one of your friend's boyfriends so you're wearing a Bebe bandage dress and a smoky eye. You're drinking more than you're eating (these bandage dresses show every flaw) and you need a perfume that asserts that you are "totally okay and love being single" despite all evidence to the contrary. The Fragrance Foundation voted Tom Ford's Noir Pour Femme the number one fragrance in Women's luxury. Nothing says "I have my shit together!" Like a luxury perfume which boast notes of the masculine masking softer feminine undertones, just like the six glasses of wine masking your depression!
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