For a Third Date with Someone You're Still Not Sure About
So, your date is really boring, but he has a finance job and a rent-controlled apartment in Bedford. You're trying to decide whether you can settle for a man-child who wants to wife up real quick; so, put on your mother's favorite perfume, Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue, and chop your salad into tiny pieces while he tells you about his childhood playing lacrosse.
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