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"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Flashing Lady Gaga
Have you ever gone to a concert and had a few too many drinks, "Just Danced" a little too wildly, and maybe told your neighbors to "no YOU shut up!" a few too many times, gotten escorted out of the concert, and been SO frustrated that you just HAD to pull your pants down? Come on, SURELY you've been there.-
This cheeky young fellow got kicked out of the Lady Gaga concert for allegedly being drunk, but if you think about it, it's pretty clear his intentions were completely misconstrued, and he's just a victim of a society that thinks the worst of people.
I bet he has a HUGE crush on Lady Gaga.
He probably saved for MONTHS to be able to afford a ticket to last night's sold out concert.
And then he was probably sitting next to some New York jerks who misunderstood his pure, unbridled enthusiasm for insanity. And then once he got kicked out of the concert, he thought about the lyrics to Bad Romance:
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your love, love, love
And, really, if you think about it, the OBVIOUS interpretation to this is that Lady Gaga wants you to flash her.
So it's not his fault that Lady Gaga happened to still be inside the concert hall.
Obviously, the poor confused man is just going from car to car in the hopes of finding Gaga.
And then, there's that other lyric from "Boys Boys Boys":
"Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars..."
Couldn't that be SO easily misheard as "we like boys ON cars"?
Look at the mean man trying to pull him off the car!! He just doesn't understand.
I wish this story had a happier ending, but alas, the well-intentioned young fan was arrested.
What a tough world.
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