Best 2K I Ever Spent!" It's A Dangerous Meal, But The Brunch Kings Man Up

by SUSANNAH LONG · May 25, 2010

The Brunch Kings threw one of their weekly brunch bashes - this time a "Love Hurts" European-themed brunchat  Via Dei Mille. There were certainly many, many ways to get hurt at it. Brunches, it seems, can be hazardous to your health. We run down the greatest dangers, below.


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Anytime a man in a pinstriped vest drinks directly from the champagne bottle, there is trouble ahead.

Those toned torsos are about to start a riot.

Fire! . . . . And painfully, blindingly white teeth and shirts.

Giant attack!                                  Hand-on-thigh sneak attack!

Uh oh. A chandelier collision is imminent.

Man, that chandelier has it in for people's limbs. It will chew you up and spit you out, patterned tunic girl.

Car accidents.

Don't do the crucifixion pose in front of dead rock stars. It invites bad luck

Foreground: stranglerama. Background: the sparkle terrycloth just keeps assaulting us.

John Mayer style is the terror that stalks the brunch table.

The glassware is in constant danger of shattering, because someone always wants to start a game of fancy beer pong.

Color Overload.

Have you seen that Law and Order episode about the murdered conductor? No? Well, it proves that violin bows are weapons. And that we have poor taste in television.