"Best 2K I Ever Spent" Someone Forgot to Take Out The Trash at Webster Hall

by REBECCA MACATEE · November 23, 2010

Did you remember to take out the trash? You know, out to Webster Hall on Wednesday. (Sorry, we've been sitting on that one for a long time...take out the trash? Trash at Webster Hall?)  We've edited out the NSFW pics and provided a checklist for fitting in the next time you wander over to the music venue for their weekly dance party.-

PBR- check. Meaningless hand gestures thrown up, while holding PBR – check. Thick-framed, probably non-prescription glasses- check. Tongue-out/iconic party face ON- check. Girl in background wanting to do vulgar things to ear- check. WE HAVE A WINNER! Here’s your new Facebook picture.

When making out for the camera, ALWAYS do so with a death grip your partner. If she’s still clothed, you want to look like you’re resuscitating her.

Need attention but you’re not quite intoxicated enough to take off your top? Just soak yourself with alcohol! You’ll automatically win that wet t-shirt contest against yourself.

The holes in her socks are the least of her worries.

Not saying much, but this little lady might be the classiest dame of the evening.


[Images via Village Voice]