"Best 2k I Ever Spent!" Trash @ Webster Hall

DJ Jess, Alex Malfunction provided music for all those "trashy" guests at Webster Hall this past weekend. With scandalously entertaining burlesque performances by Weirdee Girl, Misty Meaner, Amber Star and Zach Attack, the crowd was in full-rage mode. But things took a serious turn when the attendees got political, and each guest started promoting their very own cause.

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Fighting for the right to party took on a whole new meaning last weekend at Trash. Throughout the crowd it seemed like everyone had a cause of their own that they were shamelessly promoting.

Megan Fox's long lost twin, shows her attorney-at-law skills by advocating for justice. Honestly guys, can we "Free Weezy" already...

A silent protest of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell..."

Fighting for the cure of Breast Cancer with fists of fury.. and tats.

Miss America finishing up her pageant circuit days by attempting to win America's Heart with a bumping and grinding train.

Hot Dog Eating Champ looking for recruits.

The face of "Prevent Blindness With Bleach Blonde Babelicious Hair And Badass Posing"

Inventor of the new style of purity rings. Chain-linked Speedos. Virginity just got a lot more sexy.

President of the FDA's unit to assess the quality control of over-flowing PBRs.

PETA demonstration. When you wear fur (especially when you wear it on your tits), you become an animalistic Marie Antoinette. "Let them eat cake!" (Not meat.)

The downfalls of a life in chains. She just wants world peace ya'll.

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