Can You Match The Celebrity With Their Hotel Alias?

by Chiara Atik · March 18, 2010

    Celebrities think they're pretty sneaky when it comes to thinking up clever aliases to check into hotels, although we're pretty sure the hotel clerks get suspicious whenever someone checks in with the name "Sigourney Beaver". Can you guess which alias belongs to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, and Johnny Depp?-

    The Aliases:

    1. Mr. And Mrs. Ross Vegas 2. Sigourney Beaver 3. Bruce and Jasmine Pilaf 4. Tinkerbell 5. Prince Albert 6. Bobo Latrine/Brian Bigbum/Sir Humphrey Handbag 7. Mr.Drip Noodle/Mr.Stench/Mr.OddPong 8. Matthew Carlsson-Page 9. Slappy White 10. Apple C. Vermouth

    And their Celebrity Counterparts...

    1. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

    Didn't Rachel Green get married to ROSS in LOS VEGAS? Connection?

    2. Kate Beckingsale

    I was sort of hoping the answer to this one would be Sigourney Weaver, cleverly eluding paparazzi by changing one letter of her name...

    3. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

    Bruce and Jasmine Pilaf is NOT as funny as Mr. and Mrs. Ross Vegas, so Jennifer Aniston can take some comfort in that at least.

    4. Paris Hilton her dog's name. Very creative.

    5. Ozzy Osbourne

    It's fitting that the Prince of Darkness should go by Prince Albert, who was at one point suspected of secretly being Jack The Ripper.

    6. Elton John

    These names all seem appropriately British and fruity.

    7. Johnny Depp

    What?? Mr. Drip Noodle? That doesn't exactly match the image of virility that we like to associate with Johnny Depp....

    8. Matt Damon

    "Matthew Carlsson-Page"? That's...weirdly specific.

    9. Chris Rock

    Awww, this one is touching. Slappy White was one of the first breakthrough black comedians.

    10. Paul McCartney

    Apple C. this where Gwyneth found her daughter's namesake?

    [Via Zimbio]

    [Photo by Bauer-Griffin]