It's Monday, August 17th, Do You Know Where Your Celebrities Are?

by Chiara Atik · August 17, 2009

    [Britney Spears and Son. All photos via Getty]. It's Monday, August 17th, and around the world, celebrities are acting...weirdly normal. Like, eerily normal. Britney Spears took her kids to the pool, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel walked their dogs, Jennifer Garner went to Starbucks, Leo DiCaprio looked hot, George Clooney did a photo shoot on a boat and was mobbed by adoring fans (normal for him.), etc, etc. Where are all the crazies? Even Tom Cruise took a perfectly normal, average stroll in the park with Katie Holmes, and it was---wait. Wait.


    Are Tom Cruise sneakily wearing platform sneakers to the park in an attempt to seem taller? And, is Janice Dickinson showing way too much PDA with her much younger boyfriend? Thank you, Tom and Janice. In a world in which celebrities are acting increasingly level-headed, it's nice to know we can count on you two to act insane.

    It's pretty safe to say that Britney's still got it...

    Leo's still got it, too.

    Orlando Bloom seems pretty happy with his purchase of Patron, while Anna Paquin seems to be thoroughly enjoying her bike ride in Santa Monica.

    Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and their three massive dogs.

    Never thought you'd go "awwww" at Jack Black, did you?

    Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck have comically different reactions to seeing paparazzi when they exit their car in Brentwood, CA.

    If you saw George Clooney on a boat, wouldn't you rent a kayak and go say hello?

    I Janice: if he looks mildly embarrassed to be seen with you in public, and actually moves away from you when you try to touch him inappropriately, chances are, he's not that into you.

    Tom Cruise, you are very weird, but you are also very handsome, and you should know by now that women across the world adore you WITHOUT goofy shoes with extra soles in them to make you look taller.