Today Charlie Sheen, high on Charlie Sheen, decided to go on a press tour to let everyone know he is tired of pretending he's not special, when clearly his tiger blood and Adonis DNA makes him so. We take a look at some of the best rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber-style reactions, winning, (WINNING!!!!) on Twitter.
@losno "Longtime publicist of CharlieSheen apparently no longer wants to participate in #WINNING Sheen team. #QuittingIsForAA"
@mrashtontaylor "Great marketing #charliesheen go on all media outlets and expose your own self. #genius"
@Slate joaquin phoenix is so jealous of #charliesheen right now"
@rebeccamacatee "OMG. Someone needs to start a campaign to get charlie sheen on twitter, Would be amazing!"
rebeccamacatee "how much do you all want to bet that within a year there'll be a reality show of women wanting to be charlie sheen's "goddesses?"
@masonhering "Charlie Sheen is the new Gary Busey. They should do a reality show together"
@Carpie2112 "This just in, crazy people are awesome. Also, a good band name... Charlie Sheen and the Goddesses"
@Neda_Semnani "#CharlieSheen is most likely the Oracle of Delphi"
@DomSalvaggio "If you crossed Heath Ledger's #Joker & Bizarro Superman you get Charlie Sheen"
@saltanvinegar "It's as if Courtney Love got clean and now Charlie sheen stepped up to the plate to be the media disaster addict."
@EthanSuplee "Anyone know where I could score some charliesheen? I'd like to check-out for a while"
@wojangles "Are there #CharlieSheen apprenticeships? #Epic"
@trendydiddster Charlie sheen should try standing next to LiLo if he wants to help his image"
@djdnice ---lol--- #CharlieSheen is the 2011 Mel Gibson,with flair...lol"
@Erinlaughs "My new cover letter opener: I have Adonis DNA and tiger blood"
A fake Charlie Sheen Twitter account was previously shut down but another one sprung up in its place just 4 hours ago and brings it.
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