The latest Crimson article, entitled Lampoon Nails Paris, Dupes Press says it all. They got us, well actually they didn't get us. We called this one a mile away. When Paris Hilton announced that she was going to get an award at Harvard, it seemed pretty obvious that this was the Lampoon up to their usual tricks. And did we say we were right? Ok, enough patting ourselves on the proverbial back. We have to hand it to The Crimson staff for their choice of the verb "nails". Now the Lampoon can join the long and undistinguished list of those who have "nailed" Paris.