Pratt
The only difference between you all and the School of Visual Arts tykes is that you are pretentious Brooklyn hipsters. You make Brooklyn what it is, but we hate you for it. We're sure you're great people but we just can't deal with your angsty silence right now. We hear you don't even actually make art. You just drink overpriced coffee and talk about how Kafka changed your life. The impressionists are calling, they want their tuberculosis back.
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