Your Chair Is So Bouncy
This bungee chair has been my dream chair for about 4 years now. Entering my last year of college, I felt it very necessary to possess magical bouncing furniture. Although to some it seems like a juvenile alternative to "adult" furniture, it is a lot more adult friendly than some may think. The zero gravity and bounce you get from the elastics truly adds to the college hookup scene. Maybe he hasn't answered your booty call because your furniture is just too basic.
[Photo via @bunjochair]