Yale's Electric Penis

by guestofaguest · December 17, 2007

    Yale’s Electric Penis

    [Photo from Ivy Gate]

    Last week, in an article titled:" The Yale Christmas Penis Brings Holdiay Cheer to All Who Cross Its Path" Ivy Gate shows the world just how clever those Ivy Leaguers can be when they put their minds to something. On the front of the Lawrance dorm, a massive penis was constructed out of christmas lights in response to the "JE SUX" written on the adjacent dorm of Farnum (which is a yearly tradition). The electric penis is about 100 feet long and has multi-colored, blinking ejaculate (genius). Whoever the masterminds behind this project were, they obviously belong at Yale. That kind of leadership you just don't find at state schools.