Spotted: All of your favorite Instagram It Kids and reality stars eating shrimp cocktail, taking selfies, and dancing alongside a towering column of disco balls at Lavan in Chelsea. Anon please!

Juuust kidding - we don't have to keep this tip a secret. Just about everyone on the internet was looking forward to Friday's buzzed-about holiday party hosted by celebrity sleuth account DeuxMoi, ear-piercing studio to the stars, Studs, and "Real Housewife of New York," Leah McSweeney, and, we're happy to report, the vibes did not disappoint. 

We mean, how could they when there was a neon-lit hall of silver tinsel perfect for posing, a wall of disembodied (but glamorously bejeweled) ears, and a guest list overflowing with the who's who of #influencers and party people in New York? Not to mention a poppin' playlist courtesy of DJ Millie. 

McSweeney, our stylish ringmaster for the evening, made the rounds throughout the multi-room event space, rubbing elbows with guests like Hari Nef, Ziwe Fumudoh, Kit Keenan, and Summer House and Winter House stars Lindsay Hubbard, Danielle Olivera and Julia McGuire. Funny and fashionable social media personalities including Serena Shahidi, Harry Hill, Catherine Cohen, and Serena Kerrigan were also in attendance and yes, they apparently all know each other (or do now!). 

Tea was spilled, champagne was sipped, and the fete was as fabulously festive as we expected. While we still don't know who DeuxMoi is, click through for some of the night's attendees we most certainly can name.

[Photos by Sansho Scott/BFA.com]