APB on missing cake, last seen at 1OAK. Am 2 feet high by 2 feet wide, brown and orange and said to be very delicious. Prime suspects include the two waitresses last seen holding cake at Scott Buccheit's birthday party, and Emily Brill (obviously not invited but it was a masquerade-and she had motive). If you have any information regarding my whereabouts please contact Marc Matthias or Benny Rivera of Diverse Desserts
