Facebook Status Report Roundup

Jessica Coen They're *really* not salting the roads around Detroit. It's every man for himself out here. 26 minutes ago - via Twitter

Nicholas Digital You can't play in the rain ... SRSLY. about an hour ago - via Twitter

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Peter Davis is not surprised that Bernie and Ruth Madoff have ZERO photos on Patrick McMullan's site as criminals do not like to be photographed. 2 hours ago

Sean Glass is thrilled i'll be in ny at the stadium all summer rather than boston for once. 3 hours ago

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Jules Kirby Don't kill me change of plans starting off at Dorrians. 4 hours ago

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Caroline McCarthy just got married, aka switched my class ring to my other hand to deter a sketchy guy at a bar. Updated via Facebook Mobile 5 hours ago

John Carta is shooting Brad Pitt tonight in LES. Updated via Facebook Mobile 6 hours ago

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Kerry ? Cassidy CASSIDY FAMILY CHRISTMAS!! Didn't send a mass facebk invite this yr, so I cannot be blamed if 100 or so extras attend..However, it's in Southport, CT ;). 8 hours ago

Kelly Cutrone Says, Hi,Ho! Hi, Ho to Dean & Deluca I Go! 8 hours ago

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Christopher London says that if we want the world to change, WE MUST BEGIN BY EXECUTING BERNIE MADOFF SO THAT WHITE COLLAR CRIMINALS PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE FOR THEIR CRIMES. 9 hours ago

Noelle Hancock has a book deal! Yayness! 10 hours ago

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