Facebook Status Report Roundup

Ariel Ilana Moses thinks if sanjay gupta's the surgeon general..let's just cut our losses and put g.I. joe as chairman of joint chiefs and judge judy as a supreme court justice. 27 minutes ago

Jules Kirby Te echo de menos, pero ya voy a estar de vuelta antes de lo que usted piensa. about an hour ago

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Ben Fink Shapiro is (sleeping) at the Guggenheim with Gid for the all night 'theanyspacewhateverart' talks...zzzzzzz. 2 hours ago

Emma Snowdon-Jones is leaving her beach umbrella (ella ella) and a certain fella (ella ella.) Look after them for me Rihanna. Updated via Facebook Mobile 4 hours ago

Adrien Field Still inexplicably awake though content with the day's productivity. 7 pages written, 6 blog posts, life sorted...for now. 5 hours ago - via Twitter

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Brittany Mendenhall is looking for someone to design a template for the new ChiChi212. Message me if you're interested. 8 hours ago - via Twitter

Douglas Marshall is "it might be icy out. dont fall and break your ass, it already has a crack" - text message from my mom tonight!! Updated via Facebook Mobile 9 hours ago

Nicholas Rhodes This weather has ruined my party mojo. Goodnight moon. 10 hours ago - via Twitter

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Scott Buccheit feels like he is turning the corner. Updated via Facebook Mobile 10 hours ago

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Christopher London says BERNIE MADOFF did not act alone but with help of his WIFE & CHILDREN. IMPRISON THEM ALL. 10 hours ago

Kelly Cutrone says, WHO NEEDS MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE LOVE LIKE AVA! 13 hours ago

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Mary Rambin is watching Kate White on the Today show talking about moody men. Love her! on Tuesday

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