Facebook Status Report Roundup

Devorah Rose is how do you avoid sex with a celebrity? Updated via Facebook Mobile 28 minutes ago

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Leven Rambin knows none of you bitches are watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. 54 minutes ago

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Steve Kasuba is chilling with Debbie Harry at Aspen Social Club. Updated via Facebook Mobile 2 hours ago

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Jeanine Heller feels like she's in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Updated via Facebook Mobile 3 hours ago

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Jessica Coen Blair Waldorf does not masturbate. Impossible. 4 hours ago - via Twitter

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Ben Fink Shapiro WOMEN'S portfolio on my website is published with lots of new work. 5 hours ago

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Caroline McCarthy can't wait to dress up as Bristol Palin for Halloween. Tasteless? Possibly. Awesome? Absolutely. 5 hours ago

Keith Lissner is excited to have my Spring 09 collection up on my website! WWW.KEITHLISSNER.COM. 5 hours ago

Nur Khan is showcasing new art w Stella Schnabel in Rose Bar/Jade Bar and Gramercy Park Hotel this thursday 9pm Oct 30th. Showcase-then Party in Rose Bar!!! Guest Djs.. 9 hours ago

Jules Darling Kirby is overwhelmed with Halloween invitations please let me know what your plans are so I can make some sense of this mess. 10 hours ago

David Xavier Prutting DOESN'T F#^&$^%* WANT A "GET A $500 FREEE MACYS GIFT*CARD NOW." 11 hours ago

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Gillian Hearst Simonds is looking forward to the Dylan's Candy Bar party tonight! 14 hours ago

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