Facebook Status Report Roundup, Weekend Edition

Kelly Will is pro Rihanna and Miley and Taylor. Pink and Mimi and Xtina...boring. Beyonce and Alicia Keys...ridiculous. 3 minutes ago

Steve Lewis is informing all webster hall is interviewing bartenders and waitrons this tuesday 5pm-7pm there. 17 minutes ago

David Chines is tardy for the party. Updated via Facebook Mobile 2 hours ago

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Leven Rambin is shooting guns with Evan Ross. 4 hours ago

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Jules Darling Kirby is not having a birthday party because her calendar is about to be Triple booked with your holiday and birthday parties so thanks a lot. 4 hours ago

Daniel Matthew Koch is in Ohio Valley kickin it with the fam... budweiser anyone? Updated via Facebook Mobile 4 hours ago

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Jack Bryan is trying to write, so please keep it down. 5 hours ago

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Adrien Field I know it's crazy but I bought another fur jacket today...which brings the tally up to 5. 6 hours ago - via Twitter

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Lockhart Steele Football at new uptown Village Pourhouse. 20% less douchey than East Village branch! 8 hours ago - via Twitter

Scott Buccheit has something resembling gumption. Updated via Facebook Mobile 12 hours ago

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Devorah Rose just got home from Madonna concert/Atlantic City - backstage passes/all access!! best night ever! she is so gorgeous! pics to come!!! ahhh!! what a night!!!!!! 20 hours ago

Timo Weiland is in Los Angeles...! 23 hours ago

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Emmett Shine had a great great week. on Saturday

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Chris Brady is rooting for the Yalies, fuck Harvard! Updated via Facebook Mobile on Saturday

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Talia Eisenberg is cut from a different cloth. but not a hipster plaid one. on Saturday

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Ben Kaufman: Some people are bullfighters, some people are politicians. I'm a photographer. on Friday

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Noelle Hancock just turned down the last remaining job in media. In related news, she's possibly an idiot. on Friday