Facebook Status Report Roundup, Weekend Edition

Tamsin Lonsdale is having the best birthday ever! 5 minutes ago

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Rex Sorgatz Just clicked on a banner ad for the first time in 5 years. Goddamn those new naked American Apparel skyscrapers. 11 minutes ago - via Twitter

Brittany Mendenhall was approved for fashion week. Holla! 23 minutes ago - via Twitter

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Ariel Ilana Moses is not sure what ryan seacrest was on last night, but it was strong..and uncomfortable to watch. 24 minutes ago

Jesse Oxfeld brought home a new kind of chicken. This is, sadly, not a euphemism. 29 minutes ago

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Jason Andrew Sparrow has a few young friends that need jobs... anyone hiring. 43 minutes ago

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Anisha Lakhani intends to take her bridesmaid duties very seriously Miss Darcy Jones xoxoxoxo. 2 hours ago

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Leven Rambin got the subtlety of "He's Just Not That Into You"... 8 hours ago

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Caroline McCarthy is disheartened by the fact that there are apparently so few 'eligible bachelors' in NYC that Page Six Magazine had to put a San Franciscan on its list. 10 hours ago

Scott Buccheit thought He's Not That Into You was cute but the audience full of women was the real show. Updated via Facebook Mobile 10 hours ago

Kelly Cutrone says, if you do not know the rules of the game, move out of the fast lane. 15 hours ago

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Rachel Sklar is not getting any tidier with age. on Saturday

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