The Wannabe Line Skippers
A cousin to the name-dropper, the wannabe line-skipper also believes they are more important than they actually are. They'll do anything to avoid standing in a line, going up to the gatekeeper to explain one thing or another. Nine times out of 10, however, they're forced to do the wobbly walk of shame to the back just like the rest of us.
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