The Hypebeasts
Fanny pack strapped across their chest. Decked out in Off-White, Gucci, and Supreme's latest collab. Worship at the alter of Kith and Kanye. Think fashion means throwing on as many labels as possible at once. Sure their sneakers are always cool, but if you try to talk to them for one minute you'll realize they are exactly what they seem like - designer fanboys with money to burn and time to waste standing in lines. Plus if you ever try to date one, they'll 100% take longer than you to get ready. And they'll claim the bigger closet.
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