Poofy Party Dresses
Who cares if it still fits? Any young woman over the age of 17 (actually, any young woman) should not be permitted to own such articles of clothing. Whether it was homecoming, prom, or if we're taking it all the way back to bar/bat mitzvah season, the satin/tulle/sparkle combo is a thing of the past. But if you really insist on hitting the clubs in dressed like a cupcake, go ahead. You can't say we didn't warn you!
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