You're Pretending to be Rich

The thing about pretending to be rich is that while you may be good at talking that talk, eventually you're going to have to throw down actual money to make it seem like you're rich. You finally got access to your trust fund that you've been bragging about. But instead of investing it in your future like your parents intended, you spent it all on luxury lingerie and bottles of booze to cultivate the trust fund baby image you're so desperate to have. Hey, at least you had the trust fund you claimed you have, but it's clearly not as big as you claimed it was if you spent it all in such a small amount of time. People are still going to see right through you, but if you're buying them rounds of drinks, they won't care. 

[Photo via @fashioninmysoul]

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