A Pregnant Kardashian/Jenner
Now that, like, every single Kardashian/Jenner is expecting (except Kourtney, for once), it's only fitting for you and your squad to stuff basketballs up your body-con dresses, plump your lips, and get to selfie-ing. Someone will have to take one for the team and be Kim's surrogate, however.
[Photo via @kyliejenner]