Bring home a stranger in face makeup or a mask

Listen, I totally get it. That new IT clown is weirdly hot, as is the Joker. But if you're going to drunkenly make out with someone you meet at a party and decide to take them home, please make sure you have a clear understanding of what their face looks like. Unless tomorrow morning is going to be A LOT scarier than tonight was.

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