Again, learn to up the foreign factor (or pretend that you have one). Repeat the phrase in at least three languages, then finally say it in your most broken but still understandable English. You may get punched in the face. Then again, the doors may be thrown wide open for you. Just be sure you've got an illustrious-sounding name on the tip of your tongue if quizzed. Risk-takers, this one's for you!
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