All Tomorrow's Parties: The Nobody's Guide To Looking Like A Somebody

Each season, I'd curate a list of parties to attend six days a week. I stuck to the schedule as zealously and devoutly as a woman clings to laxative tea the week before her ex-boyfriend’s wedding. Eventually, the parties I hoped to get into, sat alone at and cried on the way home from put me at the door, hosted my birthdays and paid me to DJ. Persistence is like your very own Uber to the doorstep of success, or something.