All Tomorrow's Parties: You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here

Just remember, DEAD: Drama: Leave as dramatically or secretly as possible but nowhere in between. There’s nothing more embarrassing than saying bye to someone on a dance floor…then running into them in the taxi line. *covers eyes* The ideal situation is either disappearing like a ghost or getting thrown out after throwing your champagne glass at the party photographer because he wouldn’t let you re-take your photo. (Never shoot from below! Are you crazy?)