"One time at a club, I ended up hanging out with Steven Tyler and his crew back when they were super famous. He ended up inviting me and and my friends back to his place to party some more. We were getting along really well and he seemed to take a liking to me. I ended up getting way too drunk and woke up back at my place the next morning. I asked my friends what happened after I blacked out, and they told me Steven Tyler kicked me out of the party because I made a joke that he sings so high pitched because his pants are too tight."