"One time, my friends and I went to a strip club in the Bronx - even though I'm a girl. Some of my friends were on the Fordham football team and they would visit there from time to time. Some creepy dude at the bar bought me a dance, so obviously I had to go for it. The stripper brought me back to the champagne room and asked me if I like basketball. I said yes, I had no idea where this was going! So she turns around, bends over, and puts a red solo cup between her ass cheeks. She then asks me to crumple up dollar bills and shoot them into the cup like I'm playing basketball. Before tonight, I was a 2 on the Kinsey scale. After that, I'm 100% sure I'm a 1."