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Poppy Angela Delevingne

A truly pretentious name is one that can only be pronounced by someone who is so enlightened that they have an Oxbridge education or a foreign nanny who raised them instead of their parents. And how about a quaint name like Poppy to counterbalance her last name's grandiosity? At least plebeians can pronounce that!

[Photo via @poppydelevingne]

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