Brandon Davis
This greasy oil heir and 20th Century Fox scion once ruled the nightclubs of Hollywood alongside BFF Paris Hilton, giving iconic sound bites to the paparazzi and TMZ, including the insult heard around the world - "firecrotch" (in reference to Lindsay Lohan). 'Twas the word that started a celebutante war.
Nearly 10 years later, Davis hadn't matured much, drunkenly crashing his car and snagging himself a DUI in 2015.
Last we've heard, the Beverly Hills bad boy is into curating art shows, because that gig definitely wasn't handed to him on a silver platter. If we never have to read about him again, though, we don't care what he does.
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