The Ultimate Trust Fund Baby Career Guide

You've had access to the best of the best your entire life, so you've been bred to have the finest of tastes. Half of a lifestyle guru's job is making people who don't live in accordance with their unattainable standards feel shitty. Since making people feel really bad about themselves is a skill set of yours already with your ignorance of real world problems and your sense of self entitlement, this job is totally perfect for you. You're used to telling your nannies, tutors, and maids what to do, so why not extend this to the peasants who look to you for lifestyle advice? Market overpriced organic and artisanal goods, pontificate about New Age-y practices that most medical professionals would deem dangerous, and don't forget to make every article about how wonderful you are. 

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