1. Any midtown parking garage
You may think that borrowing your bougie friend's car to avoid the subway is a good idea.
You could not be more incorrect. Parking garages are a necessary evil for car-owning New Yorkers, but should be avoided at all costs when hungover. They are guaranteed to be at least 20 degrees hotter than the outdoor temperature, meaning you are guaranteed to be sweltering in line waiting for your car. There's also the inevitable risk that your car is parked four cars deep, which means that it'll be at least twenty minutes of hell before you can even consider leaving.
Just take the train.
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