Get A Messenger Pigeon
Oh how funny, we both like to bake cupcakes at seven in the morning in our pjs with the blinds open? You know you've had a crazy crush on the young, shirtless, neighbor across the street since you moved in and is part of the reason you haven't bought blinds. Each morning you hope to wave hello, followed by your number on a piece of paper (TSwiz style). If their digits are too difficult to acquire, get bird food and send them a messenger pigeon across. 10 points for originality.
[Photo via @zacefron]