Party Inside A Closet
In the words of the poetic Flo Rida, "Welcome to my house party, party!" Congratulations, you've successfully found a nice home inside the dimensions of the Kardashian's walk-in closets, cooked nutritional meals, or at least used Seamless, and did laundry more than five times this year! Now it's time to party! Celebrate your year of freedom and surviving adulthood by inviting 40 of your closest friends/cute tinder matches for a night of music, cocktails, and debauchery. As you're installing the disco ball just remember to gift your neighbors earplugs.
[Photo via @annabellapardo]