Joe Coffee
Fair warning. They probably won't serve you at Joe unless you're carrying a canvas tote bag. It doesn't necessarily have to have some obscure pun on it, or big block lettered statement, I don't think. But obviously, that doesn't hurt.
Let's just say, these people take coffee as seriously as only a true hipster could, they even have a school for those looking to release themselves from the chains of caffeine ignorance. Take a course in Cupping for Beginners, Espresso - even Milk. I shit you not. Milk. Because yes, this is the world we live in.
Joe Coffee, multiple locations
[Photo via @joecoffeecompany]