All The Men In NYC Who Will Disappoint You

Most likely, this dude fits into the Trust Fund Baby category, but there's just something so specific about the rich dudes who choose this path. Although he grew up on the Upper East Side, he now lives downtown in a one-room apartment or wannabe trap house in the LES, with one pillow and no bed frame. He has a series of stick-and-poke tattoos that he thought would be funny after a series of Whippits he did on a dirty fire escape in Chinatown or Bushwick.

When you run into him and his cuffed Dickies at Beverly's or The Flower Shop or Clandestino, he'll ask you to buy him a beer and then mysteriously vanish until the next morning (late afternoon) when he texts you "Sorry I couldn't find u. WYD tonight?"

You like him because he's got that bad boy vibe, even though his arrest record has been scraped clean each time because of his parents' connections. He's likely selfish in bed but you can't help but be attracted to his perfect bone structure, which is also the reason he was scouted in a skate park by some edgy fashion brand looking for new models. 

Even if he does pick up a guitar after you bone and decides to sing you something he "wrote for you," you can be sure that it's the same song he sings to all the girls, and that's why your name doesn't quite rhyme with the rest of the lyrics.