Uptown: Joe's Jeans, Sevens, J. Crew. Boot cut, cigarette style if you're feeling wild, but never painted on skinny jeans. And you would never dream of buying pre-ripped jeans. This is a weird question...?
Downtown: You've experimented with the fishnets under jeans trend and the rips underneath the butt look as well. You've never actually worn these looks in public, you just did it for the Instagram and changed immediately after because beyond a photo, they're just unflattering. You buy your jeans from AYR, Frame, and One Teaspoon and you roll your eyes at people who bitch at you for buying pre-ripped jeans. That joke was kind of funny in 2006, but not anymore.