Botanica Bar
This dimly lit spot won't have any fluorescence to make your tear-stained face glisten. In fact, the low lighting will have a mattifying effect that will be crucial when trying to avoid unwanted attention. Grab a drink and huddle up in a booth before a well-intentioned stranger asks if you're okay and makes you cry harder.
Botanica, 47 E Houston St.
[Photo via @katelyons4]