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If you answered (A) for most of these questions, then you clearly belong rubbing elbows on the East End. Four-hour traffic doesn't faze you when you've got a $400 beach pass to make use of.
If you answered (B), of course, you're a Hudson Valley hippie whose ideal summer weekend involves coming into as little contact with other people as possible. You buy potted herbs from the farmers' market and actually know how to use your kitchen.