Social: Parlor
This members-only dining and social club in SoHo pulls out all of the stops in order to give members constant access to exclusive high-end dinners and nighttime events. For a mere $1,000-$1,500 yearly fee, members of Parlor can partake in up to 150 complimentary dinners per year, as well as 40 curated networking events, and 50 parties and social events. The guest list is consistently elite so if you really are THAT over Tinder, a few months at Parlor may just be worth it, if not just to meet someone to sustain your membership for a few months longer.