In A Taxi
So you've agreed to take the ride all the way uptown to see your (soon-to-be-former) boo thing home. Once you're a block or two away from his or her street corner, break the news that no, you will not be coming up tonight or ever again. No one can cry or cause a scene in front of a poor, innocent cab driver and no one in their right mind will want to stay in the car with the meter running trying to work things out.
[Photo via @anitanikaj]