Walking behind anybody in Times Square
Slow and steady does not win the race. Slow and steady gets you run over by someone else who has no intention of finding the M&M store or taking a picture with the Naked Cowboy. In fact, Little Miss Slow and Steady is probably clueless enough to stay at the Times Square Marriott and is likely intending on going to happy hour at Señor Frogs.
[Photo via @shesbrook]