Salvation Burger
While we, too, are a bit surprised that someone who would "rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin" would love a burger joint this much, Salvation Burger is an April Bloomfield production, so it gets some fancy folk credence. Yes, chili cheese fries and poutine are on the menu, but if you're going to be GP about it, order the veggie burger. Duh.
Salvation Burger, 230 E 51st St.
[Photo via @salvationburger]